Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Dear Yoko

I feel like sleeping on a softball diamond. No, no particular reason.*

Let's Take a Roadtrip to Maumee!

We'll learn new, pro-stupid cash registers! They'll think for you! Yay. If you're cool or just REALLY lucky, you can ride with Reza
If you're not lucky, there will be five of you jammed into a shit brown mustang with no options whatsoever. Hello CKLW!

Monday, April 18, 2016

So Donald Trump was in town...

Chrysler 300 goldSo classy, because GOLD!!! Duh!!!

It's Like Flying

If you squint.

The Worst Grail Cars Ever

Dodge 024 Shelby Charger GLHS
This 1987 Dodge Omni 024 Shelby Charger GLHS is a grail car. (Almost.) Like the regular Omni GLHS, it is the silk purse that results from a sow's ear and a shit ton of R&D and go fast parts. It is a rare bird.

But, it's based on the Omni 024. A giant piece of crap - I drove a new one. Blecch. But I haven't seen one in Phoenix. Ever.

So, grail car. Not because it's great, but because it's the opposite. I want to see one that survived.

Likewise an Escort EXP. Only the first generation, before they tried to make it unridiculous.

And a Fiat Brava.


Speaking of Tarted Up Midsize Cars

it's the best LTD II/Thunderbird ever.
1978 Lincoln Continental Mark V
These cars were so stupid expensive and overwrought and cramped and dynamically regoddamdiculous. And yet, I just adore the Marks.

This one is cherry, and may be a Diamond Jubilee version.

Wallow on good sir. I shall genuflect as you pass.

The Sincerest Form of Flattery

1978 Chrysler Cordoba
Squint at this car. What is it? A 1976-77 Monte Carlo? A 1977-79 Ford LTD II? No, friends, it's a...

Saturday, April 16, 2016