Sunday, December 27, 2015

Modified Dodge Avenger: Why?!

So, so confused. A Dodge Avenger, the darling of middle managers and cut-rate car rental places everywhere somehow merits:
  • custom paint
  • rims/tires
  • brakes maybe?
  • hood
  • spoilers
  • interior
Gladly, it's not my money, or my burcden to drive.

1979 Lincoln Continental: More AND Less

of what I loved and hated about Clarence.
Less engine up front.

Toyota Celica

I guess nobody owned a French curve at Toyota studios in the 1980s.

Name That Car

We spotted this car in Mesa, north of downtown. It's super, thanks for asking. But what is it? (Besides "a car located on private property.")

Saturday, December 26, 2015

PSA for Cop Spotters

This is a COP. Don't be fooled by the ordinary looking plate number. Pay more attention to the extra lights. BOTH sets.
FWIW: The trailer hitch says "POLICE"
I'm guessing that it's a rolling sobriety test - not that hard to spot if you're paying attention; easy to mistake for a soccer mom grocery getter if you're not alert.

Ford Thunderbird

It's a 1970 or 71. At this point, the Thunderbird was kind of a split personality - overwrought personal luxury barge, like the Landau in Diamonds Are Forever or a "Torino Plus" competitor for Cutlass and Monte Carlo like this one.

Friday, December 25, 2015

Aston Martin V8 Volante: Don't Be Shy

Aston Martin V8 Volante
Eat the rich
We love these cars. Their owners? We fucking hate those entitled pricks don't love them near as much. Especially when they can't be bothered to answer a simple question or even acknowledge a kind word about the best grand touring car Palm Beach has ever seen.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Jess the Stripper

She seemed nice. A little self-conscious about the destination. Gorgeous tat sleeve.

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Just When I Thought It Was Safe

to let someone in my car after the people who smelled like biscuits
It's Chinese kids pretending the back seat is the basement and mom and dad are gone for the night. My car was literally rocking at a couple of stoplights.



I do not care, except for the part where these people got more action in the ride to the store than me in 2015.