Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Dear Steve

the independent insurance agent. Thanks for not canceling the ride when you saw it was a FIAT. Thanks for the opportunity make a couple of $ driving you from BFE to the airport.

Thanks too for giving me your business card. I especially liked the part where you reached into your wallet very demonstratively to grab something, after I has schlepped all your luggage. Good fakeout buddy!

I think I am going to pass on the opportunity to do business with you, since my disposable income stayed in your wallet. Thanks for asking for my card in return at least. Except you didn't. Happy f***ing Las Vegas birthday. Spend your tip savings wisely.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

#SEMA2015 Wraith

Usually, I despise the style-icide that happens when Mansonry* gets involved. This Wraith is no different. "Less garish eye cancer" is the best I have for this one.
Rolls-Royce Wraith Mansonry SEMA
Rolls-Royce Wraith Mansonry SEMA
*You can't spell Mansonry without Manson, after all.

#SEMA2015

Ferrari 458 Speciale
They've got a set of wheels just like this back at the garage.

Friday, November 6, 2015

Thursday, November 5, 2015

off, but running

The good news is we are now at SEMA. The other good news is that we are back in the middle of the ant hill for another year of crazy cars and aftermarket insanity. Note to self: have mpm.com redirect to this site, so that next time, I don't crash the entire SEMA IT network due to a
search page I don't control.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

In Case You Wondered

THIS is what it looks like when you LOSE at Curbhunter. #LightRailDontPlay

Just another day at Costco

saving that 20 cents a gallon for your $330K car.

People who owe me $20,000 for a thousand, Alex.

lifted Hummer H2
This looks like the guy.

Audrey, Too

I drove a girl named Audrey today. She was a dead wringer for Superstar. She and Chip Diller drove off in a little blue 4 door Korean car. Ten minutes later, while driving Samantha with the yoga pants and bad sense of direction, we came upon a crash featuring a little blue 4 door Korean car.
Everyone evidently walked away,. fwiw.
One hopes this was just an awkward metaphor for my social life and not a Twilight Zone moment.

Beware of the Leopard

PRO TIP:  Leopards are not cougars. This is a cougar: