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Thursday, July 9, 2015
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Cast no aspersions upon this dreadnought and its bourgeois captain (of industry). This is not an example of fancy parking gone wrong. It is not conspicuous consumption of parking spaces.
color park within the lines.
Not TOO close, little Aveo. Know your place.We should celebrate the egalitarian gesture, not mock the inability to
Monday, July 6, 2015
than driving a Rolls. We like that it is not black, silver or white. Brown though? Tasteful and inoffensive* is one description. It's certainly not garish, but neither is oatmeal.
But a hardtop coupe? Those are for commoners and their mere Lincolns and Benzes. Spend the extra 10% and let the rarified air in. Come on, old man! Are you a CEO, or a mere CFO? Live a little with those stock options! Save all this being thrifty in your extravagance for when you're spending the proceeds from your golden parachute!
* at least as inoffensive as driving a house-priced car past the poors could ever be.
Sunday, July 5, 2015
Saturday, July 4, 2015
in the Class of 2015: the computer nerd-looking guy rolling in this Lincoln. My dad said back in the day that we could have had one. The only problem is that it would be a shared car for two wage earners and three kids with licenses. Also, while technically a 6 seater, it was more of a 2+4. Not a great fit (pardon the pun).
we're still on Kiss My Asphalt but well be here too.
Hookers and Squirrels Cars and Coffee was overheated and lame today, so here's a Merkur XR4ti from a time or two ago.
|Sierra, by any other name.|