But a hardtop coupe? Those are for commoners and their mere Lincolns and Benzes. Spend the extra 10% and let the rarified air in. Come on, old man! Are you a CEO, or a mere CFO? Live a little with those stock options! Save all this being thrifty in your extravagance for when you're spending the proceeds from your golden parachute!
* at least as inoffensive as driving a house-priced car past the poors could ever be.