Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Noblesse Oblige

Cast no aspersions upon this dreadnought and its bourgeois captain (of industry). This is not an example of fancy parking gone wrong. It is not conspicuous consumption of parking spaces.
Mercedes S550
No, this is an example to be lauded. The Benz did not take 4 spots off line. No, this is an act of charity, and, dare I say, humility. By encroaching on the adjoining three spaces, this patron allowed only the littlest of little people to come close and bask in its glory.
Not TOO close, little Aveo. Know your place.
 We should celebrate the egalitarian gesture, not mock the inability to color park within the lines.

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