Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?

Well maybe not these particular ones...
1969 Buick Electra 225
Motors are for the weak, anyway

This is actually rare - a v. 1.0 A-body.
1982 Buick Century
Add yellow paint and chocolate velour inside and it's Dave's mom's car

1969 Buick Electra
Rode hard; hung up wet.  At least this one has a motor.

1974 Buick Electra
I actually like this one for my fledgling career in meth sales and service.  And loan servicing.