Now it Cuts Like a Knife

But it feels so right
Ya it cuts like a knife
But it feels so right
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Especially if that knive is jagged and rusty, like at Philmont.
1968 Oldsmobile Cutlass hardtop

Another option, a little smaller and lighter and easier to toss around.  Plus, "69" for the win.
1969 Oldsmobile Cutlass