Fancy Parking: Are all BMW Drivers Jackasses?

A Z4 - what a pretty secretary car.  At least it's blue, and not puke colored.
But wait, something's not right...
BMW Z4 parking violation

No Parking?  But I have a BMW! I'm somebody! Your rules are not meant to constrain my fabulousness!
My lover and I had a fabulous GRINDER.  Why are you mocking me? All i did was ignore the FREE valet in favor of baiting a rear-ender. (NTTAWWT)