What to Drive

To Founder's Day 1986, because what the fuck? Who doesn't rent a car in order to transport your date who thinks you're hilarious but will never ever fuck you?  Who doesn't rent a car for a banquet held at your very own frat house, just like every other kegger weekend?

1983 Ford Thunderbird
Should have driven it to the strip club instead, dude.
Drive-By Shootings: Best Fairmont Ever.


  1. [...] rented one  a couple of times for fraternity banquets – base model, and I (not coincidentally) never got laid at fraternity banquets, fancy car or [...]


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