Thursday, June 7, 2012

Riddle me this

In Phoenix, we have car pool lanes. During commuter hours, you need two passengers or risk a $350 fine. We do this to save gas when we save rides.

Exhibit A - Scion

[caption id="attachment_4868" align="alignnone" width="640"]2008 Scion xB  32 mpg at 65 mph[/caption]

Exhibit B - an asshole in an '06 Mustang

[caption id="attachment_4323" align="alignnone" width="640"]A 32 mpg at 65, 22 @ 100[/caption]

Exhibit C - Mr. President

[caption id="attachment_20440" align="alignnone" width="640"]Lincoln Continental car pool 9 mpg at 30; 9@ 65[/caption]

So, what do we have:

A - 32 person (1) miles per gallon - car pool violation

B - 28 person (1) miles per gallon - car pool violation
44 person (2) miles per gallon - felony speed but knock yourself out on the car pool, kids

C - 18 person (2) miles per gallon - knock yourself out on the car pool, kids

So exactly how are we saving gas worthy of a car pool in a '78 Lincoln?
Karma:  You asshole.  You are the worst person ever, driving a Lincoln in the car pool lane when you coulda bought a Prius.

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