|It's no 1979 model, but i still want to have its babies|
Naturally, if people were dumb enough to spend 3 grand on a fake convertible roof on a Mark, then why not on a 4 door or a car with limo doors (Cougar, anyone?).
|Why? Oh Why?|
In shopping for a vintage ride for Lurlene, I came across an Emilio Pucci Mark. Done right, it looks like this:
However, this is the era of sunbleaching and meth, so of course, the dumbass kids got ahold of grandpa's car and beat the living shit out of it. That is when you learn what goes on behind the curtain:
1. It's not as simple as gluing the fake roof to the real one, like so:
|Superglue and canvas for the win.|
2. They (Mark VIs) all came with opera windows. Evidently a piece of tape was the solution to that little problem.
|NOT done right. There were no bugs under there, you meth-heads!|
3. Evidently, the funky roofline was the result of fiberglass boob implants
|You're going to need a new Wonder Bra, miss lady|