Monday, December 26, 2011

Another Day

Another AARPster at the title loan store, hocking the car to buy an 'N' so the song makes sense.
1982 Lincoln Continental Mark VI
Spain and Italy, Transylvania, Norway, Sweden and Rumania do The Continental.

1982 Lincoln Continental Mark VI
The Contine tal - It's like a fever. It's like a plague. It's swept all Europe From Moscow to The Hague.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Frank Sinatra

1970 Cadillac Coupe deVille1970 Cadillac Coupe deVille

toolin' around town.

(Yes, i know he's dead.  Who else could it be?)

Stay Classy, BK Lounge

What to drive, if your name is Dan, you've got a giant stick up your ass, your job is watching a bunch of high schoolers and trailer dwellers watch other high schoolers and trailer dwellers make shitty burgers badly and your office is in the basement of one of those exotic spas.

1982 Lincoln Continental Mark VI Givenchy
I am an important man, dammit!!!

Lincoln : Mark Series Lincoln : Mark Series | eBay.

Mere mortals can get by with a Riviera.  A real man needs more class.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Dirty Pirate Hooker

Chrysler LeBaron
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Vontaze Burfict

[caption id="attachment_16515" align="alignnone" width="640"]Vontaze Burfict Infiniti 15 yards, loss of down[/caption]

Dude, you drive like an pampered scholarship athlete who reads his own press clippings then plays like shit.  Thanks for not facemasking anyone on the 202.

There's Only One Right Way

to say it: it's NOT "ora-gaan" "ore-gone" or "South Washington"

[caption id="attachment_16505" align="alignnone" width="640" caption="Visual aids for the win."]Oregon[/caption]

Monday, December 19, 2011

Programming note

I called this site "Drive By Shootings."  I have been taking pictures from my car since about 1988.  In 2009, I got a book, Drive By Shootings, by David Bradford, which inspired the name of this site.  In looking at obtaining my own URL, I learned that Bradford owns drivebyshootings.com and several variants. First in time being first in right and all that, I decided to change this site's name from the generic but used phrase "drive by shootings" to the less used and more corny/obnoxious "Blasted With A Hand Canon."  Love it or don't - it's a fait accompli.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Pimpin'

You're doing it wrong, Fredo

[caption id="attachment_16263" align="alignnone" width="640"]1977 Lincoln Continental Mark V Worst Mark V Ever[/caption]

to wit:

Hey, Look!

It's NOT on fire!!!  I am 2-0 on non burning Volts.  Of course it's not summer yet...

[caption id="attachment_16259" align="alignnone" width="640"]2012 Chevrolet Volt Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and... Duracell?[/caption]

See The USA

In a Chevrolet...

1973 Chevrolet Caprice

1973 Chevrolet Caprice

1973 Chevrolet Caprice

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Eat The Rich


Bentley Flying Spur
I spy with my little eye:
  • Bentley Flying Spur
  • Lexis GS
  • Cadillac DTS
  • Cadillac Escalade
 All for 20 lb. cans of tuna and cheap shitty jeans. Woo hoo!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Sunday, December 11, 2011

If I Grew Up to Be My Dad

[caption id="attachment_16009" align="alignnone" width="640"]Mercury Zephyr Z-7 The cap seems right[/caption]

This should be me, except that I already did the blue on blue Zephyr part of his and I already did the yellow Fairmont.  OTOH, paint aside, this is basically the car I learned to drive a stick shift with (at least without the DUI part).

[caption id="attachment_16012" align="alignnone" width="640"]Mercury Zephyr Z-7 Less yellow is always ok, especially overtaking therse shitboxes[/caption]