Wednesday, November 9, 2011

They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales.

FWIW, I have no explanation why my life keeps coming back to big Lincolns and Ford wagons.  It certainly must be mere coincidence.  Yeah, that could totally be it.

[caption id="attachment_15783" align="alignnone" width="640"]1970 Ford Country Squire "Don't tell me...you're from outer space." ... "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_15785" align="alignnone" width="640"]1977 Lincoln Continental Town Car Let me tell you something. I'm here to bring two humpback whales into the twenty-third century. If I have to, I'll go to the open sea[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_15784" align="alignnone" width="640"]1977 Lincoln Continental Town Car grille I'd much rather have yours. It's better for me. It's better for you. It's better for them. Think about it.[/caption]

Monday, November 7, 2011

And me without my camera

Bentley Azure
It's like being caught wearing only a thong to the country club. Something the blue hair driving this must understand.

Bentley Azure

Sunday, November 6, 2011

1985 Oldsmobile Toronado

1985 Oldsmobile Toronado
1985 Oldsmobile Toronado
1985 Oldsmobile Toronado
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Why yes, they're real

Scion FR-S
Scion FR-S

Shelby GT500



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Shelby GT500



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The Only Safe Bet

a 1967 Mercury COUGAR. The only Cougar in Vegas that is herpes free ("because that shit'll stay with you")
1967 Mercury COUGAR

1967 Mercury COUGAR

1967 Mercury COUGAR

Chrysler Newport


Me > You

Rolls-Royce Phantom
Kneel before Zod

Why Yes, They're Real

Lamborghini Aventador
Lamborghini Aventador
Lamborghini Aventador
The face that launched a thousand speed traps.

There’s too many self-indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money!

When Carbon Fiber attacks: RTW Motoring 458 Italia by Mansonry. Mansonry is, of course, the J.C. Whitney for oil sheiks and other rich tasteless pricks

[caption id="attachment_15757" align="alignnone" width="640"]Ferrari 458 Italia carbon fiber SEMA No one thinks you are an Enzo[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_15756" align="alignnone" width="640"]Ferrari 458 Italia carbon fiber SEMA More louvers than a Saleen[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_15758" align="alignnone" width="640"]Ferrari 458 Italia carbon fiber SEMA Maybe the taillight strakes add 10 hp?[/caption]

 

Eat the Rich

bugatti veyron SEMA
Somebody had to add some color


Dear everybody with $1.5 million to drop on a car:

White with a black grille? Silver and black?  Silver and gray?  What's wrong with you people? Yeah, the colors are tasteful.  Here's a newsflash:  A Veyron is the opposite of tasteful.  Lipstick on a pig doesn't make it not a pig. By the same token, Chevy Impala civil service colors on a hypercar in no way disguises the fact that one of these costs the same as all of the houses on my street put together.

We know you are an overindulged prick with too goddamned much money.  Embrace it. Flaunt it.  You bought the ticket - take the ride.

Salute This

Bugatti Veyron SEMA
Respect mah authority

Spicy Italian Sausage