Monday, October 31, 2011

Phoenix, 1972

1972 Chrysler Newport
Hiya, Tony
You could always spot the made guys.  They were kings, and nobody would dare mess with them.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Brother can you spare $4,500?

1979 Lincoln continental
Do me baby


1979 lincoln town car mint.

Dear Craigslist sellers.  Can you just say the real price instead of being cute with prices like "$45" or "$1"?  Is that 100s?  1,000s?  I can guess, but there are so many stupid bastards with inflated senses of worth that I just don't assume anything.

Monday, October 24, 2011

What To Drive

1976 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
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when you're flush with cash and Carfax has not been invented yet (since your car was Frankensteined in a junk yard.)  Get the t-roofs for cruising and playing crow's nest while motoring through the crowd on fraternity village drive.

Best Fairmont Ever

You've come a long way, baby.

1992 Lincoln Mark VII LSC
1992 Lincoln Mark VII LSC
1992 Lincoln Mark VII LSC
1992 Lincoln Mark VII LSC
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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Aliens have landed

Merkur XR4ti

1970 Pontiac Bonneville

1970 Pontiac Bonneville
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Messenger Puppet: Name That Car

Steering Wheel edition???


Over on our outtake site: Messenger Puppet: Name That Car.

Take your best shot.  The answers are out there...

What NOT to drive

to your prom, because:

  1. Your cousin said, "oh fuck no" when you asked to borrow his.

  2. You didn't go anyway.

  3. You only had about $3 for gas until payday as it was.


[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="640"]1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am one crazy ass face for 1979[/caption]

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="640"]1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am T-tops for playing pirate driving down Fraternity Village Drive[/caption]

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="640"]1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am The Screaming Chicken announcing some sort of magical engine[/caption]

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="640"]1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am It is not a Blue Devil engine[/caption]

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What to Drive

when you are at the BK Lounge having a delicious Whopper on a June night.  Whats the worst that can happen? Some kids nail your car backing out?  They laugh and peel out, yelling obscenities when you holler at them to stop?  Like that ever happens.

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Lurlene Wang: Optimist

Cadillac deVille
"Quick and easy"?  "Cash today"?  Dream on, girl.


A title loan to fund that road trip to Vegas? It's possible. What's more likely?
STORE OWNER: Hey, this is a loading zone. You can’t park here.
John WINGER: We’re not parking it, we’re abandoning it.
Stripes

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Uncle Bob, What THE Hell Were You Thinking?

This is your dream car? Are you f***ing kidding me?
Cadillac Seville
OK, this end looks like a Cadillac

Cadillac Seville
Wait what?  Is this the 50s?

Cadillac Seville
Swear to god, some UPS truck sat on the rear of a Riviera to make this look
The worst part is that I am oddly attracted to this atrocity.  I feel so dirty.