Sunday, July 31, 2011

What to drive

Pontiac G8

Phid grows up and buys Godzilla to outrun these assholes.
Yes, it has a Hemi, that you're about to pay for

Sunday, July 3, 2011

ZZ Top: Incognito in Mesa


Fancy Parking

[caption id="attachment_14485" align="alignnone" width="640" caption="Ample Parking Day or Night"]2008 Scion xB[/caption]

Whoops!  Didn't notice that pulling in.  Curbhunter is not a game for sissies.

In the belly of the beast

Resolved:  Photo Radar still sucks. Do not believe the ATS lies about Ease and Safety.  Photo Radar is about neither.  God Damn Bastards.

[caption id="attachment_14421" align="alignnone" width="640"] They use Nikons, so I use Canon[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_14422" align="alignnone" width="640"] Transformers, more than meets the eye[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_14423" align="alignnone" width="640"] Grape is today's flavor[/caption]

"Destroyers and usurpers!  Curse them!" - Treebeard

Photo Radar sign

Friday, July 1, 2011

What to drive

when you're an asshole scoutmaster, because:

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="640"]1977 Mercury Colony Park I thought you pulled out already?[/caption]

  • if you've got to rear end somebody...

True Story:  I rear-ended my scoutmaster at an intersection. This is a traffic accident and not anything else.  Assholes.  (I nearly killed Phid and cross traffic 5 years later at the same place. Something is karmically bad with Marquises (Marquii?) there.)  The one cool thing this bastard ever did was to wait until after the campout was over to report the accident, which saved me a ticket.  The other one cool thing is that he let me drive this bitch on a paper drive.  FYI, you can't drift these barges with 800 lbs. of old Playboys in the wayback, unless you have about 3x the engine power.

  • plenty of room for "Chipmunks"

  • Yellow?  What. The. Fuck?  What kind of dumbass would ever buy a yellow car?  Wait.  Nevermind.