Monday, November 29, 2010

What part of "Illegal" don't you understand, Arpaio?

[caption id="attachment_7541" align="alignnone" width="480"] Illegal is illegal?  Like car pool violations?[/caption]

On patrol?  No.  AZ DPS patrols the freeways.  On official business?  No, there are no Krispy Kremes near I-10.
Dear Joe:

FWIW, I was the guy flipping your ass off as you rode in the Tempe Christmas parade ON A FUCKING TANK.  Viagra would be cheaper, no?  Jesus is speechless with rage, but  Santa says fuck off and die, BTW.



Things that should be dead by now, 8 Barrel edition

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="300"]Opel Kadett wagon Pop that window[/caption]

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="300"]Opel Kadett wagon where are the hamsters?[/caption]

1968 buick opel kadett wagon. Not speeding.  Not egging.  Not spontaneously losing headlight power.

Alex Trebek: This should have turned to dust 30 years ago

Q:  What is a Lancia Beta Zagato?

It's no X1/9
Seats 4, if 2 are G.I. Joes

Objects in the mirror are shittier than they appear
 The usual view, if there is no ditch or boneyard nearby
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

They Live

[caption id="attachment_7494" align="alignnone" width="480"]Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo You cannot kill the undead[/caption]

Crap Cars was a warning, not an epitaph.  You have to kill it with fire.  Or busted valvetrains.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Now it gets weird

[caption id="attachment_7471" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="it's more than 3 times better than my 20d"][/caption]

This is my new business expense -the Canon 60D.

Why Galesburg Ford Banned Me and 8 Barrel

I guess our test drive of a '94 Mustang was a little too spirited.

HT: Winding Road.  We didn't crach anything, but the spontaneous icy patches made it interesting, in a "Family Foods Fiat flashing before your eyes" kind of way.  Vanderhyde Mckimmy (the predecessor dealer) was way cooler about shit like tree rash.

[caption id="attachment_10636" align="alignleft" width="640"]1994 Ford Mustang like this, but with more tire smoke[/caption]

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Chef Boy-Ar-Dee

[caption id="attachment_7304" align="alignnone" width="480"] That's a spicy meat-a-ball[/caption]

Monday, November 15, 2010

Decisions, decisions

Stay with the dinosaur

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or upgrade.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Dani California

Dani California

Bursztynski. | Myspace Video

[caption id="attachment_7270" align="alignnone" width="480"]Ferrari California It only hurts when I laugh; Gone too fast...[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_7271" align="alignnone" width="480"]Ferrari California a little loaded she was stealing another breath; I love my baby to death[/caption]

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Seriously. Your children? Sell them all. Sell them now.

[caption id="attachment_7084" align="alignnone" width="480"] Ferrari 550[/caption]

Yeah, that one.

[caption id="attachment_7085" align="alignnone" width="480"] Ferrari F40[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_7086" align="alignnone" width="480"] I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings - Ferrari F430[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_7087" align="alignnone" width="480"] Ferrari 348 Spider[/caption]

Sell Your Children(s)

Ferrari FXX

Ferrari FXX
Yeah baby. Yeah

World on fire

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500"]World on Fire Ferrari 458 BBQ[/caption]

"Fixed" Ferrari 458 Italia Gets The Churrasco Treatment. Now in Vegas, I saw plenty.  None were on fire, but I kinda wish they were...