Thursday, October 21, 2010

Redundancy

[caption id="attachment_7019" align="alignleft" width="480"] A cock, meet the viagra car[/caption]

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

A likely story...

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="480"]Fido thanks you 8 barrel IS driving a BMW these days. Just sayin'...[/caption]
Swerved to avoid hitting a dog, slammed into another car instead.

via Exotic Car Crashes, Porsche, Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Mexican Car Pool (Arizona Style)

[caption id="attachment_6977" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="It's how we roll in Pinal County"]Pinal County Sherriff Detention vehicle[/caption]

What's wrong with this picture?

  1. 73 in a 65.  That's a $180 ticket, deputy Fife.

  2. Only one person in the cab.  That's a $350 ticket, deputy Fife.

  3. What?  You are detaining people in the cargo area?  That is probable cause to pull a truck over when it's Mexicans on board.


The very least you can expect in Maricopa County is a seat with a peephole.

[caption id="attachment_6985" align="alignleft" width="480" caption="the bus so nice, we wrote "sheriff" on its ass twice"][/caption]

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Fashion Police

[caption id="attachment_6944" align="alignleft" width="480"] Sir, we know it's an Aztek in drag. $500.[/caption]

Truth In Advertising

[caption id="attachment_6940" align="alignleft" width="387" caption=""A Cock" - Karma is a highway pole"][/caption]

Friday, October 1, 2010

I was duped

Many moons ago, I tawt I taw a puddy tat thought I saw a Ferrari 512 BB - my wettest of wet dream Ferraris.  I would sell rent my kids for menial labor in exchange for a few minutes behind the wheel and on the hood (with a girl - not like this)

Today, I saw it again...