Monday, August 30, 2010

Bagman lives

Toyota Corolla AE86
Best Corolla of 1985

Ironic that I saw this Toyota Corolla right after golfing.  In today's moment of d-ooh, no real camera at hand and some undisguised prototype SUV drove up right after.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

What the Fuck Were We Thinking?

[caption id="attachment_6542" align="alignnone" width="480"]carnie midgets go in the back.  It's OK cuz they're used to it. Meth. Not Even Once.[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_6543" align="alignnone" width="307"]The Jan Brady of cross overs Honda: Hey Everyone. It's the new Pontiac Aztek!![/caption]

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

It's 2000 in America

[caption id="attachment_6525" align="alignnone" width="480"]1998 Ford Explorer Did that hurt? It looked awfully painful.[/caption]

Shitbox Firestones are blowing up all over again.

Why yes, they're real

[caption id="attachment_6520" align="alignnone" width="480"]2011 Ford Mustang GT 5.0 This one is for you, Fred[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_6521" align="alignnone" width="480"]2011 Ford Mustang GT 5.0 Black sucks, but otherwise this is a rolling orgasm[/caption]

2011 Ford Mustang GT 5.0.  If only, OG Fred.  If. Only.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

At least it's better than a camera citation

chevrolet citation
A short lived revolution, it seems...
Behold the last surviving member (if there is a god of cars) of the infamous and shitty GM X-bodies.  A Chevy Citation.  This car wound up being noteworthy for exactly two reasons:
  • Phid's "club coupe"  version (actually Papa Don's) was nominally faster than the Fury

  • The shitty Delco radio was vertical.  Woo-Hoo, Betamax/bone Phone/8-track technological leaps!

R.I.P.?  Please?