Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Things My Dad Was Wrong About - Cars and Fashion

[caption id="attachment_6322" align="alignnone" width="480"]shitbox 9000 Green, like a shiny suit[/caption]

This is the best of both worlds, staring me right in the face.  It is a shitbox Mercury Monarch, born not from jets, but from the decomposed, assraped carcass of the 1960 Ford Falcon.  No one will mistake it for a Mercedes, trust me.

Granada (Monarch) vs. Mercedes
Dad: Iapprove of this car so long as no one drops a golf ball on it from space!

Part two of the mistake?  Green.

Green?  Really?  This is not an Aston.  It is a fashion choice.  Like when Dad married the harpy.
Dad:  Look at my shiny green suit!  I call it "pistachio," for obvious reasons! **  White Belt and White Loafers make it pimpin' like Huggy Bear!

Green suits are like meth - not even once.

**Dad:  Also, because my balls will be that small once she is through with me!

Friday, July 16, 2010

Fuck you, Arizona Photo Enforcement

[caption id="attachment_6292" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="Die, bastards, die"]AZ Photo radar goes dark[/caption]

The gravy train stops (for now)

Pigs in Space

[caption id="attachment_6287" align="alignleft" width="480"]covered in shit Crazy never sleeps.  It just waits to shit on you from outer space - or that billboard.[/caption]

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Papa Don, or, "What the Fuck, GM?"

[caption id="attachment_6246" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="Where's the green roof and the shitbox diesel?"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_6247" align="alignleft" width="480" caption="at least they recycled grilles"][/caption]

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Mad Max

[caption id="attachment_6211" align="alignleft" width="440" caption="Is this the elusive gay manbearpig JD Hayworth fears?"]Not quite Sons of Anarchy[/caption]

Friday, July 2, 2010

Brenda Priddy Better Watch Out

1966 Thunderbird
1966 Thunderbird and wrapped 2011 Bentley Mulsanne (or 6000 SUX)
Me > you, except for equipment, location, talent and subject matter, Brenda