Wednesday, June 30, 2010

One Eyed Monster

[caption id="attachment_6190" align="alignleft" width="333" caption="If you see it coming, you're already dead. "]Bang Bang[/caption]

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Fantasy Island

My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Wait. Something's missing!

Warmer. You're getting warmer.

 No. No. You're getting colder

We should have nuked the 1980s

1985 Buick Electra Park Avenue
Get off my lawn - er  -  car lot[

Reason 412:  Take this ad to your Century Buick/local Buick dealer for a free test drive of the new 1985 Buick Electra
Your local Buick dealer:  You're under 60.
Savage Henry:  And?
Your local Buick dealer:  This one in the showroom is our only one.
SH:  And?
Your local Buick dealer:  Ir will cost us $40 to detail it and put it back.
SH:  And?
Your local Buick dealer:  You're fucking stoned, and you're leaking Doritos and Twizzlers out of your jacket.
SH:  And?  I swear this won't end like that Doctor Gonzo freak and the Cougar.
Your local Buick dealer:  Just get the fuck out of here. *dials 911*
We don't hate your money, kid. Just you

Monday, June 28, 2010

Mister Brownstone's Angels

Once upon a time there were three little girls, or at least there was  that one skinny bitch who was like my friend Adrian who went to the Payless Drug Store in Boulder Colorado, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Mister Brownstone.
1984 Lincoln Continental
 That's no Mustang II/Pinto. Maybe "a Fairmont in drag" is close enough?

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Fair warning

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

"It's like a limo" - Me to 8 Barrel

Or else Jack Lord is alive and well and living in Arizona

[caption id="attachment_6133" align="alignnone" width="640"]Good Night Sweet Prince It. Is. Alive.[/caption]

Amazing how good it can look when it hasn't hit a Buick or gone curb surfing.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Uh, you dropped something...

[caption id="attachment_6106" align="alignnone" width="506"] missing something?[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_6105" align="alignnone" width="640"] No, not you. The other guy[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_6107" align="alignnone" width="640"] Yeah. We're looking at you, bud.[/caption]

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Told you so

1.23.2006 - I tell you that GM is doomed, because its pitch point on the Buick Safeway Dairy products Lucerne is the heated windshield washer fluid.

2007 - George W. Bush props up GM with money so it's not an obvious victim of the Bush Recession.

2009 - Obama has little choice but more money to these clowns to stave off a full Bush depression

2009 - GM goes bankrupt anyway.

2010 - GM:  Guess what, America.  Our fancy goo spewing windshields were all fucked up as it turns out.  Thanks for playing.
General Motors Co. is recalling 1.5 million vehicles to fix problems with a heated windshield washer system that could cause a fire.  The recall covers several vehicles made between 2006 and 2009, including the Buick... Lucerne...

GM previously launched a similar recall in 2008 to add a fuse to address a potential electrical short, but there have been new reports of incidents since the improvement was made.  There have been reports of five fires, but no injuries or crashes, GM said today.  GM is offering to pay vehicle owners and lessees $100 and remove the heated windshield washer fluid system, according to a safety recall notice today.


Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Have we met?

[caption id="attachment_6065" align="alignnone" width="480"]xxoo, 'Stang I swear I know you from some place[/caption]