Monday, March 29, 2010

Drive by shootings

with a camera, dumbass

One of these is not like the other

[caption id="attachment_5452" align="alignnone" width="480"]Porsche 911 turbo Eeny[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_5453" align="alignnone" width="480"]1969 Oldsmobile Cutlass convertible meeny[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_5454" align="alignnone" width="480"]Chrysler's TC by Maserati no miney - we'll skip to moe[/caption]

Or which one would you first drive into a wall?  Which one would you least want to sing Hoobastank about?  If you took more than a SECOND TO THINK ABOUT IT, YOU'RE HOPELESS.  go BUY A BUS PASS AND TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Joel Goodson trolls for alien hookers in Phoenix

Porsche 928 shakes it's fancy little rump free of Rebbecca DeMornay's Thetans

[caption id="attachment_5340" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="Xenu didn't go to Princeton"]what the fuck - yeah I said it[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_5342" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="Better ass than Lana?"]audit this, Guido[/caption]

1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V

Draw this, 8 Barrel.

The first "carriage roof" - All the ugly of a convertible with none of the cool
mad pimpin
Ooo, a "Continental kit" on a Continental. What are the odds?

Monday, March 15, 2010

Penis Wars in Scottsdale

In the little blue pill corner, the Dodge Viper GTS

[caption id="attachment_5272" align="alignnone" width="479"]Dodge Viper GTS "He decided to stop waiting..."[/caption]

In the natural male enhancement corner, the Lamborghini Murciélago LP 640 Roadster

[caption id="attachment_5273" align="alignnone" width="480"]Lamborghini Murciélago LP 640 Roadster "...the original once-daily tablet for natural male enhancement"[/caption]

Two men enter, one man leaves...
(yeah, that's what she (the trophy wife) said)

Friday, March 12, 2010

Some day when my dreams come true...

Harley Davidson Iron 883
Snow White's Evil [V-]twin

My friends call me Harley Davidson Iron 883.  You can just call me "Daddy," but I'm not your father's 2 wheeled deathmobile

Saturday, March 6, 2010

I’ll take collossal mistakes for $27,000

[caption id="attachment_5174" align="alignnone" width="480"]2000 Dodge Grand Caravan Sport My man card is hereby surrendered[/caption]

Wife:  I hate this car - it's old.
Wife:  We could get a minivan.
Wife: Here's a minivan with built in booster seats so Kid # 2 doesn't inconvenience us with moving the booster from one car to the other. It's only $10,000 more than the base model and only $15,000 more than a year old used one.
Car Salesman: You can lease it for three years @ $479 a month!
Wife: Yay!
Me: *maybe I'll get laid out of this*

Wife:  I hate minivans.  I want a jeep!
Car Salesman:  You can have this Jeep Liberty with almost no options, not even 4WD and save $80/mo. to say you drive a Jeep with less utility than that van!
Wife:  Yay!
Me: *maybethis time I'll get laid out of this*
Wife:  *of course he will! (Just not in the literal sense, except for once, three years from now)

Nothing else to say, really.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Glass man. Yeah-ah, I'm the glass man.

[caption id="attachment_5165" align="alignnone" width="480"]1964 Mercury Colony Park broken window I TOLD you not to shake the Andre before you popped it![/caption]

I did not cause this, despite ample time in the "wayback" seats. This (impossibly complex and expensive glass) is why I took a pass on buying a Nissan Cube.

FWIW, this is the Mercury version of the Ford wagon in Goldfinger.

Dirty Pirate Hooker

[caption id="attachment_5155" align="alignnone" width="480"]Dirty pirate hooker I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits Magee has the night off.[/caption]