Wednesday, August 19, 2009

National Republican Penis Replacement Day in Phoenix

[caption id="attachment_3888" align="alignnone" width="306"]Dodge Viper GTS - Palin was almost as effective Sen. John McCain recaptures that lost feeling of tumescence (Dodge Viper GTS)[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_3889" align="alignnone" width="553"]Hummer H1 Gov. Schwarzenegger likes it long and wide, like before steroids (Hummer H1)[/caption]

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Tom Cruise in Phoenix?

No, because there are no antennas for contacting the Galactic Empire.

[caption id="attachment_3879" align="alignnone" width="560" caption="What the Fuck? Tom?"]What the Fuck? Tom?[/caption]

Also, white and model year say no, this ain't Joel Goodson.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Spied in Phoe - Wait, WHAT?!

That's not Phoenix.  While the flags sort of look confederate, the expensive cars, the absence of cinder blocks under them (or WalMarts or trailer parks) and the fancy pants building in the background all tell us that this is NOT ARIZONA. Or Alabama. Y'all.

Hmmmm. This is a tough one Photo (c) 8 Barrel International House of Photography.  All Rights Reserved
Prince William, out to pick up some bangers and mash.


Aston Martin Vanquish
How do we know it's not Bond? It's not sliding sideways through the intersection at 100 mph

Aston Martin Vanquish
Prowling for saucy Brit wenches


Photos (c) 2009, 8 Barrel International House of Photography. All Rights Reserved

These are all 8 Barrel's from a quick trip to London for a nooner with Liz.  How do we know they're his and not mine?

A - they are from out of the country (and not Canadia or Puerto Penasco, which are like suburbs of USA anyway).
B - they are completely opposite of my shots - the only angle he failed to get was the ass, whereas, in photography and life generally, the only thing I catch is ass.