Monday, November 24, 2008

Faces of Death

Alex Trebek:  It's what brought you face to face with your own mortality, because the asshole pulling out of the Circle K in it was too busy being self important to look to his right before making his illegal left hand turn.

Me:  What is this cargasm [below]?


Smashing baby, smashing.  Well, almost.  Fucker.

Monday, November 17, 2008

1977 Pontiac Firebird Esprit

1977 Pontiac Firebird EspritI have known a few GM F-Bodies in my time:  Pod's Trans Am, Phid's Camaro Berlinetta.  The Firebird "Esprit" is a different sort of catch.  We thought they were cool in the '70s, even with the automotive equivalent of a comb over, the front half vinyl roof.  Not as cool as Trans Ams or Z-28s, mind you, more of a hot secretary kind of cool.

My 7th grade anthropology teacher, Mrs. Kuhn drove one.  This one is a '77; hers was a '74-76 version.  Van Halen was right - I had it bad for my teacher.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="660"]1977 Pontiac Firebird Esprit Easy Street[/caption]

(Easy Street includes rusty fenders, evidently)

Just another day in Paradise

Chevrolet Corvette Z06
Dear Yellow Corvette,

That stripe is awful.  It sucks like your hood scoop should.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Parking Lot Treasures

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="596" caption="ass engine Nazi slot car"]Porsche 911 GT3 RS[/caption]

Porsche 911 GT3 RS (via shittiest cameraphone ever)