Friday, September 19, 2008

John McCain in happier days

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="660"] cures limpness?[/caption]

  • viagra's workin'

  • still able to drive myself to the Boot Camp bar to liaison with Larry Craig

  • rockin' the penis compensator that Lincoln Financial graft that cunt's my wife's money bought

  • My friends in the oil industry love me for my 4 mpg.


Well, John, you can still live off your trophy wife's money, and the oil industry still loves you.  It could be worse.  You could have to listen to the vapid MILF you nominated, rather than just ogle her from afar and remember some of what it used to be like when you had nads.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Clean, One Owner

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="660"]Scottsdale Ferrari Eat this, welfare mama[/caption]
Only driven to John Birch Society meetings - J. McCain, Fat Cat, Arizona

Things are definitely different in Scottsdale, right down to the used car lots.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Cop or Not

f*** the police

  • no lights apparently

  • conventional license

  • no funny antennas

  • trailer hitch


VERDICT:  not

Parking Lot Treasures

Jaguar XK8
if blow jobs were a car

Nothing says "I'm John McCain and I want to f*** my VP as soon as I get more little blue pills" than one of these