Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Cop or not?

Ford Crown Victoria

Crown Vic


Crash bar in front

normal (3 number /3 letter) license

strange roof antenna

What's wrong with this picture?

8/29/07, ~8:30 a.m.

A: If I did it, it would be a $300 car pool lane violation. Stupid law-flouting cops

Monday, August 27, 2007

Up yours, Mr. Dead President

In the 1980s, our dead friend Ronny lowered the bumper standard from 5 to 2.5 mph. Under the old standard - no damage was allowed. Under the then-new standard, damage is allowed.

Fast forward to 2007. It's Friday night. I am expecting some company. I park next to my assigned space, so company won't get hassled. The next door space has a post, and a curb in front of it. My Mustang has a long hood. My liver has a couple of Busch beers to process, thanks to my neighbor the Blues Traveler, but it's been a couple hours for that swill to work its way through.

Parking should be easy enough, right?

  1. stay between the lines

  2. don't hit anything

  3. don't spill your drink

Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Stupid fucking pole.

Anyway, thanks to that ass biter Reagan, bumpers do get to be obliterated by a stiff breeze and meet the federal standard. So, that impact, which was less severe than that time I hit was run into by the angry fat chick in the crosswalk, creased my fricking bumper. I hit a street sign at 10 minutes to 1982 on black ice and did less damage. I nailed my scoutmaster in the ass rearended my scoutmaster collided with a Mercury Marquis tailgate and did less damage.

WTF, you dead bastard? What were you thinking? Oh wait. Reagan. That's like asking W what he was thinking. Jelly beans; "Walker, Texas Ranger." Tomayto; tomahto.

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Box of Chocolates II

Audi S6

Why is the grille of this Audi S6 black?

Box of Chocolates

Porsche 911 Turbo

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

John Law

Hard to tell, huh? The flashing lights are the only give away (other than the plate, but you see that too late).

Fucking speed cops.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Name this Aston, pt. 2

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="640"]Aston Martin DB9 Aston Martin DB9[/caption]

again with the look an what 8mp does for you bit

Name this Aston

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="477"]Aston Martin DB9 Aston Martin DB9[/caption]

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Confidential Italian Secretary Day

Ferrari Enzo

yesterday while out with the kiddies:

  • yellow Ferrari Enzo

  • yellow Gallardo

  • Bronze Murcielago

  • a couple of Vipers

  • F430

  • Porsche Turbo

  • a couple others

all of these were in the parking lot of Scottsdale Lotus. For me, it wasn't a real sighting, except for the Enzo, which I had never seen in person before

Friday, August 3, 2007


[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="640"]1972 Pontiac LeMans Hillary is amazed by big rocks[/caption]

Continental Divide, Loveland Pass, Colorado

August 1989