Thursday, September 17, 2015

The Joy of Uber

Every night is an adventure. Here is $30 of joy from last night:
  • You can do a pickup at the HiLiter without making the police blotter.
  • Uber selfies with drunk dudes on the "sketchy strip clubs of Phoenix" tour are a thing. 
  • Centerfolds. It's important to know your strip clubs and where they are. I had never heard of this joint.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Name That Car

My formative years as a car guy in one shot.
There are three important clues in this pic.
Just add that used car, owner was a smoker, a month too long in the summer sun, cooked seat surface smell.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Adventures in Ubering

An occasional series of adventures from the mean streets.

Tip Your Server
Seriously.  Tip your Uber driver. My first tip came from a lady who was staying at a domestic violence shelter. I gave that $5 to a homeless guy. It just seemed condescending to refuse it, but more wrong to keep it. The only other tip was a couple of bucks from some ASU kids who had been on their own for a while. The dorm kids/parent subsidized kids are cheap little bastards perhaps unfamiliar with the service economy.

Monday, August 17, 2015